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Pirate Pick Up Lines [ Dirty Cheesy Sexy ]

    Pirate Pick Up Lines

    Pirate Pick Up Lines

    • Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
    • Not only do I have a ship, but it’s a long one.
    • One look at you and a shiver went up me timber
    • Arg baby, Arg.
    • Well blow me down?
    • Anchor’s away.
    • You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
    • I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure
    • I’ll bet you can’t find my buried treasure. 
    • I like me some pirate booty.
    • That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)
    • Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
    • Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering? 
    • Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 
    • You want to adjust my rigging?
    • See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby. 
    • You can lock my in your brig, baby.
    • Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.
    • Let’s have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.
    • Can I wear your patch ?

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    Dirty Pirate Pick Up Lines

    • It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.
    • A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
    • Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 
    • Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
    • I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
    • Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
    • Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
    • WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest! 
    • You raise my Jolly Roger.
    • Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
    • Let’s weigh anchor.
    • I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
    • Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)
    • You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)
    • Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
    • Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
    • That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.
    • That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
    • Wanna see my Davie Jones?
    • Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!

    Cheesy Pirate Pick Up Lines

    • I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
    • Yo ho! Bottle of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!
    • I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
    • Let’s walk the plank to an out of this world experience.
    • Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
    • So you’re the new cabin boy, eh? 
    • C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)
    • Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author’s would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)
    • Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
    • I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    • I’ll pillage your ship!
    • Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.
    • Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?
    • Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight. 
    • How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
    • That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
    • They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
    • Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!
    • You can sail my seven seas. 
    • Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?

    Sexy Pirate Talk

    1. All hands on deck!
    2. Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?
    3. I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
    4. Baby, you unfurl my sails.
    5. Come on up and see me urchins.
    6. I’ll beat your armada any day.
    7. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
    8. Want to see my 9mm?
    9. RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)
    10. Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches? 
    11. Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?
    12. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye… (Female Pirate)
    13. Polly wants a crack-whore.
    14. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)
    15. I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!
    16. You’re guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank
    17. What are YOU doing here? (Female Pirate)
    18. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
    19. Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
    20. Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

    Dirty Pirate Sayings

    • Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)
    • So, tell me, why do they call ye, “”Cap’n Feathersword?”” (Female Pirate)
    • Yo, ho! Bottle of rum? 
    • Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!
    • I’ll give you a British pound and two gold coins.
    • It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
    • You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for! 
    • Wanna shiver me timbers?
    • Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
    • You blow my cannons.
    • I’d swab your deck any day.
    • Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’? 
    • Let’s get together and haul some keel.
    • You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.
    • Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
    • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
    • Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
    • Come dock in my port.
    • I’ll be the captain if you be my first mate.