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Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines (Cheesy, Happy, Naughty)

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Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim. I think it’s high time you discovered my Plymouth rock.
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.
No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Mmm cranberry sauce
They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I’m a real master baster.

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
I have a thing for butterballs.
I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
So, technically we’re not blood related, right? Because those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
You put the “ass” in “casserole”

Cheesy Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
My corn always wear a husk
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
When you’re around
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines Reddit

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment ….. halftime.
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
I’m a real master baster.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table then you shouldn’t have seen the new Twilight movie.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.

Happy Thanksgiving Naughty

Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.