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Vegetarian Pick Up Lines

Many hot guys, girls and even models choose vegetarian lifestyle. In that case use these funny and flirty vegetarian pick up lines. These lines will help you get a veggie eating person.

1. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

2. Even though I’m a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

3. I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

4. Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

5. Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new hemp linens, but I need an additional opinion.

6. Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?

7. Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

8. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.

9. May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition.

10. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.

11. My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.

12. You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

13. Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

14. I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.

15. How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

16. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

17. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

18. I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

19. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

20. You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.

21. Can I cover you in agave nectar?

22. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

23. If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?

24. Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

25. I would like to give a kiss tofu.

26. I know all the E-numbers.

27. Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.

28. I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

29. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

30. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

31. I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

32. I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

33. Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

34. You are the only meat I will ever put in my body.

35. If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?

36. I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

37. Ya wanna mix vitamins?

38. How do you get your protein?

39. Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?

40. The World’s Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?

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