You can butter my bacon, baby!
I can dead lift twice your bodyweight – so come over to my cave so I can workout
I put coconut oil on everything
Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.
I make sure to use every part of the animal
I love your primal body.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.
This is the best steakhouse in town…according to Peter at Hyperlipid.
You are looking fine in those Vibrams.
I’m not just Paleo, I’m Paleo 2.0.
Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I’ll give you the best brain you’ve ever had.
I’m not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.
Listen. I don’t like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don’t want to get with that dude. He’s not your type. He eats margarine.
I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the “secret ingredient”.
Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore’s menus.
Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.
Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?
I’ve got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise….
I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible
I make sure to use every part of the animal
Don’t worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.
I’m totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.
Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.
Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?
Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.
I like my meat raw, of course
Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.
Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?
Come on over to my place, I’ve got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.
Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?
Why don’t you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?
I’ve got bacon.
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours – vitamin D levels that is.
Pardon me, are you bio-available?
Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.
Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.
Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?
I eat only the finest of free-range meats
Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.
I like to go as bare as possible…when running…
Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.
Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can ‘t resist those buns.
Let’s limbo–how low (carb) can you go?
Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?
I couldn’t help but notice that you don’t use deodorant.
It’s getting late, we’d better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.
Come over tonight and I’ll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.
You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.
Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?
Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you’d hidden raw liver in my smoothie.
You are like honey on my bacon.
Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?
I put coconut oil on everything
Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.
Monogamy is for agrarians
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