1. Are you Choco Taco? Because I bet, everyone wants you.
2. Sorry I took so long in getting back to you. I had to see my dentist because you’re so sweet.
3. I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
4. Every time I see you, I feel my cream gets whipped, my banana gets split, and my spoon gets licked.
5. I have a 10″ ice cream cone baby, why don’t you lick it?
6. Lick me, I’m mint!
7. I’m not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.
8. Do you want fries with that milk shake!
9. Hey girl. Are you ice cream? Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.
10. If you could see my heart right now, you would find it melted like gelato with a big grin on it.
11. Your nice ice cream smile is all the sweetness I need in this world filled with bitterness.
12. When you smile, I smile because I know what you’re thinking: Ice cream!
13. If you were a task on my list to get ice cream, I’d do you all day.
14. Close your eyes and imagine a world filled with ice cream cones and unlimited scoops of all your favorite flavors; that’s what I see when I look at you.
15. Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?
16. our legs are like banana split, I want to spread them and eat the creamy good stuff in the middle.
17. I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
18. Are you Choco Taco? Because everyone wants you.
19. Hot fudge sundae would be meaningless without you.
20. You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.
21. You must be an ice-cream because you give me a brain freeze and lots of happy hormones.
22. Want to come by my place and have sex? I have cake up-stairs.
23. I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.
24. You’re so smooth you’re making me lose my chips!
25. Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
26. I melt with you.
27. You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!
28. Want to hear a bad ice-cream pick-up line? Cone me.
29. You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n’ cream filling.
30. Are you Rocky Road? Because I would like nothing more than to pave you.
31. When it comes to building our own sundae, I say we hold the cherry, and each other.
32. Do you want to have sex with me? It’s like an ice-cream. Even when it’s pretty bad, it’s still good.
33. We’re like cocoa and marshmallows. You’re extremely hot, and I want to be on top of you.
34. Lick lick lick lick lick me like a popsicle.
35. I scream, you scream, we both scream… in bed.
36. One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.
37. You’re irresistible, just like a bowl of ice cream; I have to spoon you.
38. Do you like a cherry on top? If not, can I have yours?
39. When I’m with you, the atmosphere tastes like some nice ice cream cake.
40. You must be made from ice-cream because all I want to do is eat you up.
41. I love you more than I love ice cream.
42. I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
43. You’re hot and I’m ice, let’s mingle together and make some cream.
44. Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream? A: Witherspoon.
45. Have you been churned? Because you look really fresh!
46. Would you like to come back to my place and eat ice cream and watch cartoon?
47. I got ice cream upstairs. Wanna fuck?
48. You are like the sprinkles on my ice cream.
49. You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
50. Let’s just add some marshmallows and crinkles to our love and our story would be perfect.
51. If you’re Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.
52. What is the difference between gelato and ice cream?
53. Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.
54. Baby, you must’ve just been churned,cause you’re looking so fresh.
55. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.
56. Baby, you must’ve just been churned, because you are looking so fresh.
57. What is your favorite ice-cream? *Wait for reply* Answer: My favorite is a waffle cone and three scoops of you.
58. You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.
59. Are you made of ice cream? Because I can’t wait to eat you up!
60. Be the Ben to my Jerry. Be the Baskin to my Robbins. You’re already my Dairy Queen of all Queens.
61. If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.
62. I love you more than ice cream.
63. We should linger in these sweet moments and let our taste buds explode with the flavor of our love.
64. Take me along on your ice cream van and I’ll never come down.
65. Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry
66. Now I know what a hot fudge sundae lacks. A hot slice of you.
67. I love you like how I love my sorbet – juicy.
68. I would like to lay you down and lick some ice cream off your hot body.
69. Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What’s the scoop
70. Do you like frozen yogurt/ice cream? Because you have it around your lips.
71. It must be hot in here…cause you’re making me melt.
72. We could make beautiful ice cream together. You bring the frozen yogurt, and I let you dip it into my hot fudge.
73. You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
74. Would you mind if my frozen yogurt takes a dip in your hot fudge?
75. Do you like frozen yogurt/ice cream? Because you have it around your lips.
76. Have you had a 8″ Popsicle before? Would you want to?
77. Q: Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It’s an utterly bad idea!
78. Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A: In floats!
79. You are on my list of things I’d do for a Klondike bar.
80. Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? A: You get Breyer’s remorse!
81. Are you ice-cream? Cause i want to keep licking you till im all sticky
82. Come on baby, sex is like ice cream: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
83. How about I dip my frozen yogurt in your hot fudge?
84. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
85. Call me a dentist, because you are too sweet.
86. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
87. You look all natural. I bet you say that to all the sherbets…
88. What else did one ice cream scoop say to the other?
89. Are you my melting ice cream cone? Because i wanna lick you up and down
90. Cone me.
91. When I look at you, my cream gets whipped, my banana gets split, and my spoon feels licked.
92. You put the ‘hot’ in hot fudge sundae
93. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
94. I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen, You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
95. Even if you are as cold as a gelato treat, I’ll make you as warm as a painting of a beautiful sunset.
96. How is sex like a banana split? I split my legs, and you can pop my cherry.
97. What sort of ice-cream would you be? *Wait for reply* Answer: I think I’d be a pecan ice-cream because I’m nuts for you!
98. Let’s go get Ice Cream. I’ll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry
99. Would you like to go grab some Gelato?
100. Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn
101. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a’la mode.
102. You can’t spell Ice Cream without ‘M-E’!
103. I must be made of pecan pralines, because I am NUTS for you!
104. If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.
105. It must be hot in here, because you’re making me melt.
106. Is that a bomb pops/drumstick in your pocket or you are happy to see me?
107. Your serve is so soft, but your cone is so firm.
108. I scream, you scream, we both scream because we were meant to be together.
109. Do you like cherry on top? If not can I have yours?
110. Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? A: Ice Cream
111. If you are an ice cream lawyer, then I will always want to get served.
112. Some people call them sprinkles. Some call them jimmies. I call them OBSTACLES on the path from me to you!
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