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Food Pick Up Lines

Here is the complete list of food related pick up lines that we have compiled to help you get the guy or girl you want. we have included different types of food based lines . And different ethnicity such as Asian, cheese like specific food items, or common restaurantsuch as McDonald, 7-11, and more.

1. I’m German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel?

2. Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late!

3. Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips

4. They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent

5. Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust… (Hot Pocket)

6. What are you doing this fall?

How about we take advantage of the harvest season?

7. Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

8. Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.

9. If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.

10. Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway)

11. Holy guacamole, I’d love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your Worcestershire to me.

12. Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market?

13. Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?

14. I wish you were cheesecake, ’cause I’d eat you right up.

15. You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

16. Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet ‘cuz you got a fine grind goin’ on.

17. Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you!

18. If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

19. Just like at BK, my fire’s always ready (Burger King)

20. Are you spaghetti? ‘Cause I want you to meat my balls.

21. You’re spicier than Sriracha.

22. HAHA you’re like burger king, home of the whopper.

23. Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.

24. I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.

25. Hey girl, you look real gouda.

26. Just like at BK, You’re the boss. (Burger King)

27. Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

28. Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.

29. Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.

30. Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

31. This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together?

32. You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot restaurant. You in?

33. I’m going to make you breakfast…Omelet you suck this dick.

34. You’re spicier than sriracha.

35. I must be allergic to nuts, but there’s no way you are.

36. Mmm girl! You so sweet I’m gonna get diabetes!

37. Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.

38. Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

39. Do you like reading? I’ve heard Omnivore’s Dilemma is the perfect bedtime story.

40. I like my women like I like my doughnuts… HOT and HOLY!

41. Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.

42. Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

43. Hey girl, I hope that’s nacho man over there.

44. Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?

45. I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

46. If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen.

47. If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me?

48. I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

49. They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too

50. Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee?

Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.

51. How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?

52. I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?

53. Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

54. I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.

55. Just like Wendy’s, Where’s the beef baby?

56. I’m like KFC, I’m finger lickin’ good.

57. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.

58. How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!

59. You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

60. I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

61. Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen.

62. My junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better p****. 

63. When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.

64. Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?

[with a Slap] HEY! What’s wrong, you don’t like pizza?

65. Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I’d put my wiener between those buns

66. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

67. If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.

68. Do what tastes right, and that’s ME. (Wendy’s)

69. If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you.

70. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

71. You look gouda nuff to eat.

72. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

73. Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

74. You’re my missing ingredient.

75. You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?

76. You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.

77. You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

78. (Guy) My name is Hostess…Because I have the cream filling

79. I’d take you to the bakery but there’s nothing sweeter than you

80. Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

81. Do you have any raisins? (no…) How about a date?

82. I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers

83. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

84. Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

85. Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life

86. Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!

87. Are you a Frito cause your really corny

88. Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

89. Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.

90. You look like a cake I’m dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that’s not a joke.

91. You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.

92. Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants

93. Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

94. Do you wanna come over? I’m feeling provolonely.

95. Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.

96. Do you like Jalapenos?…Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

97. Do you like Wendy’s.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

98. You know, I cook best in the morning.

99. If you were going to open a restaurant, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.

100. Do you want fries with that shake!

101. Do you like Kellogg’s? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?

102. My crush on you makes me crumble like feta.

103. Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?

104. Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

105. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

106. If anyone else hits on you, I’ll just tell them, “That’s nacho girl.”

107. Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

108. Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!

109. You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good.

110. If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner.

111. I’d turn vegan for you.

112. Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.

113. I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

114. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

115. How hot does your gas oven get?

116. You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.

117. Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn

118. Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

119. God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

120. Have you ever tried bone luging?

121. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

122. You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

123. Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?

124. I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.

125. I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.

126. Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

127. Do you like Alphabet soup…Cause you gonna be choking on the D

128. I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

129. Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.

130. I’m a stud muffin baby, why don’t you take a bite?

131. I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

132. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

133. Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

134. Dinner is on me. I know the chef.

135. How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?

136. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

137. Girl, you’re like a fajita plate. Your bottom is sizzling hot!

138. (If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food?

(if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.

139. Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u “Now And Later”

140. Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.

141. Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?

142. My p**** is like Wendy’s, fresh and never frozen.

143. Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!

144. Are you a meal at McDonalds?

If you were you would be a mchottie

145. You’re as complete as quinoa.

146. Your intellect turns me on. You’re sharp as cheddar.

147. So do you like strawberries or blueberries?

[choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

148. Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.

149. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

150. I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

151. Wanna spend the night at my cottage?

152. Please brie my valentine.

153. Q – Do you like Wendys?

A- Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

154. They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King).

155. Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.

156. Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.

157. I know we just met, but will you marinade me?

158. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

159. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

160. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

161. Baby, I wanna strip you down like an artichoke, so I can get to your heart.

162. I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?

163. Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I’ll gladly give you a pizz a this dick

164. I’m a locavore…  I got all I need right in front of me.

165. Do you like BBQs, cause I’m gonna slap my meat across your grill

166. Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?

167. You’re the Colby to my Monterey Jack.

168. Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

169. You’re like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you’re high quality.

170. I’m like Burger King you can have it YOUR WAY.

171. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D’ya wanna do lunch?

172. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

173. Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I’ll be pudding this dick in yo mouth

174. I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

175. Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass

176. Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my dick.

177. Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

178. Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water.

179. I’m a master baker.

180. You’re my missing ingredient.

181. Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

182. I heard you like Assorted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouth

183. Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dick

184. Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? ‘Cause I cantaloupe.

185. If you were a potato I would totally mash you

186. Your name must be Jelly… ‘cuz jam don’t shake like that.

187. Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

188. I want you to steak your claim on me because our love is oh so rare.

189. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

190. Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.

191. Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

192. You are the cheese to my macaroni.

193. Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.

194. If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.

195. It’s WAAAYYY better than fast food (Wendy’s)

196. I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

197. Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

198. Can I double stuff your Oreo?

199. Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.

200. Do you like Smores?, well how about s’more of this dick up you a**

201. If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

202. You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.

203. I’m not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!

204. I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

205. Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.

206. I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.

207. If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.

208. Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

209. Girl……you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.

210. You must work at subway…cause you’re givin’ me a foot long.

211. You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.

212. I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

213. I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

214. Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?)

A– because you’re looking magically delicious!

215. You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.

216. My p**** is like Rally’s, you GOTTA eat.

217. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D’ya wanna do lunch?

218. You’re like McDonald’s baby, I’m lovin it!

219. Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

220. Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We’ll be grate.

221. Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz

222. This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want.

223. Hey baby lets play a fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana

224. You want Mexican food tonight? ’cause I want to eat your taco

225. If you were a steak you would be well done.

226. Let’s just stay in and curdle tonight.

227. Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because “I’m Lovin’ It”

228. I can last as long as a Le Creuset.

229. Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.

230. Let’s ditch this party and hit the after-Havarti at my place.

231. I can last longer than cast iron.

232. I can’t control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

233. You eat Ramen Noodles, well I’ll be Ramen my noodle in you later

234. My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.

235. Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.

236. Your skin is so creamy that it may cause an issue with my lactose intolerance.

237. You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

238. Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!

239. Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

240. Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

241. You are like a microwavable taquito, I’d love to drunkenly end my night with you.

242. Do you like hamburgers? cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you!

243. Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

244. God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

245. I think we’d grow a great organic garden together.

246. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious

247. Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY

248. You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.

249. If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed

250. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m grate in bread.

251. Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D

252. Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

253. If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time.