Best Gym Pick Up Lines
- Can you close the bracelet for me?
- I’m too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…
- Seeing that you’re new here, let me show you where the water fountain is…the next drink’s on me.
- I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!
- Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?
- How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
- Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
- Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
- Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!
- What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?
- I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
- Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.
- We should train together, I’ve heard it’s good for bone density. And I don’t just mean my skeleton.
- Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin’ out my package.
- I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth
- You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?
- My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!
- Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.
- Ladies do you where there’s a lot of female equipment for you to use.
- I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.
- I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.
- I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?
- I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…
- I hear your thirst? Well I’ve got a six-pack right here!
- Do you think that the class instructor good?
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
- My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
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Gym Pick Up Lines for Guys
- Do you think that class instructor good?
- Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
- Do you squat here often?
- Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
- I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?
- I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.
- Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.
- Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
- Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows
- Do you believe in love at the first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
- Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.
- Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
- That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious? (pointing to the breast)
- Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.
- Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- You must be a track star because you’ve been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.
- How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
- My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
- Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
- I hope you’re into yoga, cause you’re going to get a good stretch tonight.
- Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
Muscle Pick Up Lines
- Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.
- Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you
- Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?
- I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.
- I hear your thirsty? Well I’ve got a six pack right here!
- Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.
- Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
- Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
- Girl, I heard yours into fitness. How about fitness d!©k in your mouth?
- Nice legs you have! What time do they open?
- I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
- Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you’ve got hot buns.
- I’m gonna have my ‘why’ with you!
- Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!
- I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.
- I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.
- Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!
- How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
- Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness dick in your mouth?
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Bodybuilder Pick Up Lines
- I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.
- Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
- Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.
- Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.
- Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin’ out my package?
- My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
- Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.
- Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
- How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?
- Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
- Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.
- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
- How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Personal Trainer Pick Up Lines
- Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.
- Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.
- Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you
- Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?
- That Stairmaster isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up…
- Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
- Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?
- Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?
- Sorry, but you owe me a water. [“Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Can you close the bracelet for me?
- Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
Bodybuilding Pick Up Lines
- Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.
- I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
- Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?
- Nice legs. So, what time do they open?
- You don’t need to waste your time on that treadmill, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- Hey baby are you a boxer? You should because your one hell of a knock out!
- Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!
- I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.
- Can you teach me how to use this machine?
- What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- Let’s do lunge.
- How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
- Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.
- Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?
- I should be working out right now, but I’m talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?
- The weights in this gym just aren’t heavy enough… would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?
- Can you teach me how to use this machine?
- Hey, baby are you a boxer? You should because your one hell of a knockout!
- They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. That’s where I get the most resistance
- Do you squat here often?
Sex Lines Workout
- I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!
- Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
- Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.
- Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?
- I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
- I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth
- Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
- I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
- Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?
- I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…
- This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.
- Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
- Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
- Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.
- I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.
- They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?
- Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe it?
- I’m gonna have my ‘whey’ with you!
- I should be working out right now, but I’m talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?
- Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?
- You should probably leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
- You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!