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Golf Pick Up Lines (Cheesy, Funny) for Guys (Tinder)

    Golf Pick Up Lines

    Golf Pick Up Lines

    • Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
    • From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
    • Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
    • 9 holes and chill?
    • Wanna see my super stroke?
    • Will a bear crap in the woods? Nah, but I’m willing to screw in them.
    • I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.
    • Wanna be my 19th hole today?
    • Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
    • You interested in trying some new balls?
    • Are you a round of golf? Because I’d do you for four hours.
    • Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?
    • It takes balls to play golf.

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    Golfing Pick Up Lines

    • From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
    • How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?
    • I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
    • I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
    • Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
    • Would you mind being treated like a green that I’m 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I’m going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.
    • After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
    • How many strokes do you want?
    • Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.
    • Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

    Cheesy Golf Pick Up Lines

    • I’m a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
    • My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!
    • How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
    • Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
    • I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
    • My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?
    • What do you say you let me pull it for you?
    • You in the mood for some stroke play?
    • My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
    • Wanna see my super stroke?

    Funny Golf Pick Up Lines

    • Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?
    • You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
    • I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
    • From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
    • Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.
    • Hello, more than friends.
    • Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.
    • I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
    • Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
    • Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
    • I only play in the short grass

    Golf Pick Up Lines Clean

    • Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.
    • You’re like an ugly dog-leg, but I’d still like to tee off.
    • Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm
    • How many strokes do you want?
    • Wanna see my cobra?
    • Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to see you on a T?
    • I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
    • Are you a birdie because I want you!
    • Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

    Golf Pick Up Lines for Guys

    • Spread your legs shoulder width, that’s the first step to a successful golf swing.
    • I’ve been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.
    • How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
    • I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
    • I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
    • Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?
    • Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
    • Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won’t do for anyone on the PGA tour? I’ll let you beat me.
    • Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
    • I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
    • I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
    • I’m like a US Open hard and long!!
    • I’ve got some news. I like to go low always.
    • My shaft is too long.
    • You look like Carrie Underwood.
    • Your putt looks great in those pants
    • You look like someone who likes to swing.
    • I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
    • From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
    • Look how big his putter is…
    • So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
    • I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
    • How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?
    • Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

    Golf Pick Up Lines Tinder

    • Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
    • Obviously I’m a man that loves Gatorade and I’d definitely like to raid your gato. That’s mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for…you get the idea. I’m Tiger Woods.
    • Do you want me to pull it?
    • I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
    • Wanna be my 19th hole today?
    • Are you a mini golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.
    • Wanna be my caddy? You look like you’d be a great ball-washer