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Funny Good Morning Texts For Lovers Friends And Family

    Funny Good Morning Texts For Lovers Friends And Family
    People often tell me to be more of a morning person. I could only achieve this if the day started later in the afternoon! Good Morning!
    I woke up to send a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you will wake up to a reply from you. Good morning.
    This morning, remember that you have my love! Remember this throughout your commute and workday! It will keep you out of jail!
    Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
    The night is gone and the stars are too. Clouds are out in the sky so blue. Here’s a wish to my love so true. Good morning! And I love you.

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    I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
    Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Good morning.
    Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning my baby!
    Today I woke up with a horrible realization that it is not Friday, and tomorrow is not Friday either. What is even worse is that the day after tomorrow is also not Friday.
    A million mornings will come, but none will be as sweet as today’s, because I woke up to see you. Good morning, heart.
    Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you! Good morning, sweetheart. Hope you have an amazing day!
    They said you only ask “How was your night?” when you did adult things the previous night. So how was yours? Good morning, baby.
    I can’t believe you did it again! You have me all to yourself for another day. I’m so excited, I going to make sure we both enjoy every minute of our time together today.
    I and mornings do not see eye to eye, mostly because I just do not want to open mine. Every morning is special and you will not get them again. Good morning my dear!
    Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
    Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.
    Good Morning, sweetheart! When I wake up, my first thought is of how you feel, then I get you a cup of coffee, put it down, and back away, slowly!
    There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.
    Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!

    Funny Good Morning Texts To Friends

    Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.
    I always give my 100% while at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. What about you?
    Good Morning to the person who annoys me least! Here is to another day of tolerance!
    The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
    Hey, My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battlefield fighting all the mosquitoes in my room and I am glad that I won. Good morning.
    Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!
    Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun. Good morning, baby.
    My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
    The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!
    Roses are red, violets are blue, make sure you’re on time to pick the kids up from school.

    Funny Good Morning Texts For Your Crush

    I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!
    I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
    I like my bed more than I like most people, especially in the morning. Except for you, maybe, I like you almost just as much as my bed.
    Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard!
    The best part of waking up is Folgers in my cup. The next best part is you. Just Kidding, you’re my number one.
    As the day begins, remember that I am your best friend…you’re welcome!
    Life is a 24-hour party! I’ve got my lipstick on and everything. And then the alarm rings … Good Morning!
    Life is a book and each morning begins a new page. The first words on this page should be: Good morning, beautiful!
    Good morning my beautiful damsel! It’s raining outside, but lucky for me you shine brighter than the sun.
    Wanna make a good morning even better? Then come spend it with me. Today’s a good day, the only thing that would make it better is you… and donuts.
    To my Friend: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts me from your breath!
    I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good Morning!
    Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!
    Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. I hope you’re having a fantastic day!
    Sometimes people want to have a full conversation really early in the morning and it’s okay to kill those people.
    Wake up, my love. Flowers, smiles, and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.

    Funny Good Morning Texts For Crush

    Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
    You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a good morning so you’ll actually wake up looking special.
    A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. Have you gotten your fix yet? Good morning to you! And stop screaming.
    Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
    The sun is up, the sky is blue, today is beautiful and so are you.
    Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s a trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling.
    Good morning! I am starting this new thing when I drink coffee out of clear mugs in the morning. That way people know where my tolerance level is.
    If you wake up to meet me every morning, I guess I’ll never go to work again. Good morning, darling.
    If you did not see me as the first thing after you woke up, I’ll advise you to sleep again. Good morning, darling.
    I love you as much as I love my morning coffee… almost. lol
    I know it’s hard to get out of bed when you never really slept, but everyone needs me at work. I’ll try my best for them! Good Morning!
    I’m pretty sure my pillow hates you because I want to trade it in for you! Good morning! Your sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you.
    Do you want breakfast in bed? If yes, it’s not possible today, because I’m already at work. Good morning, honey.
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge fan of the morning. It’s just that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
    Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
    Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!
    I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today!
    I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep and dreaming of you.
    Don’t you just hate that part of every morning when you have to get out of your bed and take part in real life? Me too, brother, me too.
    My love, seeing you in the morning is really something! Something good or something bad? I will leave that up to you!
    Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!
    My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
    I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo. I really miss it. Good morning.
    Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love!
    Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!
    From morning’s first light to evening’s last star, always remember how special you are! Good Morning!