Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
- Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
- I was just helping that sheep over a fence…
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- I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
- I hope you’ve good balance, because you’ll be riding bareback all night.
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
- Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
- You lost, ma’am? Heaven’s a ways away from here.
- Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
- I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
- I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
- Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
- Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’
- And especially for the m/m lovers:
- Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I’ll last a helluva longer on you.
- I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.
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Cowgirl Pick Up Lines
- Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.
- You and your friend interested in some team roping?
- Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
- I’m a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
- Hey missy, I wouldn’t mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
- Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
- Wanna see my scars?
- Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?
- Them calves of yours could use some ropin’.
- Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
- Come on now, ride your cowboy.
- Got eight seconds?
Cowboy Pickup Lines
- I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
- How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
- You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
- Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
- You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
- Want to ride on my Monster truck?
- Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
- Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.
- Country girls do it with their boots on!
- Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?
- Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
- Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
- Don’t flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.
Funny Country Pick Up Lines
- Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
- I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
- You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
- Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
- Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
- Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.
Country Girl Pick Up Lines
- You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? Want proof?
- Nice boots, wanna fuck?
- Honey, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
- Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
- I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
- I can give you the wildest rodeo ride… in bed.
- I won this belt buckle.
- Don’t worry ladies that isn’t a pistol in my pocket.
- Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.
- Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
- That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
- Hey baby I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
- Howdy, need a ride?
Funny Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
- No need to be alarmed ma’am. That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
- Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
- Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.
- Cowboy up!
- You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
- I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
- Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?
- You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.
- You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.
- Got any Texan in you? Want some?
- You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
- You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
- Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
- Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have sex.
- Country girl gets work done and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty.
- That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’
Western Pick Up Lines
- The difference between me and Django….This D ain’t silent. (Django Unchained)
- Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
- I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?
- You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle…
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
- I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.
- No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
- City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.
- Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
- How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
- Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?
- Oh, baby, that’s not a pistol. I’m damn happy to see you.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
- I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?
- You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising cock.
- Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.