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Cowboy, Cowgirl, Country, Western Pick Up Lines

    Cowboy Pick Up Lines

    Cowboy Pick Up Lines

    • Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
    • Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
    • I was just helping that sheep over a fence…
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    • I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
    • I hope you’ve good balance, because you’ll be riding bareback all night.
    • I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
    • Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
    • You lost, ma’am? Heaven’s a ways away from here.
    • Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
    • The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
    • I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
    • I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
    • Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
    • Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’
    • And especially for the m/m lovers:
    • Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I’ll last a helluva longer on you.
    • I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.

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    Cowgirl Pick Up Lines

    • Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.
    • You and your friend interested in some team roping?
    • Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
    • I’m a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
    • Hey missy, I wouldn’t mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
    • Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
    • Wanna see my scars?
    • Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.
    • Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?
    • Them calves of yours could use some ropin’.
    • Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
    • Come on now, ride your cowboy.
    • Got eight seconds?

    Cowboy Pickup Lines

    • I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
    • How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
    • You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
    • Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
    • You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
    • Want to ride on my Monster truck?
    • Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
    • Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.
    • Country girls do it with their boots on!
    • Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?
    • Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
    • Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
    • Don’t flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.

    Funny Country Pick Up Lines

    • Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
    • I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
    • You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
    • Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
    • Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
    • Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
    • Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.

    Country Girl Pick Up Lines

    • You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? Want proof?
    • Nice boots, wanna fuck?
    • Honey, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
    • Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
    • I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
    • I can give you the wildest rodeo ride… in bed.
    • I won this belt buckle.
    • Don’t worry ladies that isn’t a pistol in my pocket.
    • Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.
    • Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.
    • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
    • That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
    • Hey baby I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
    • Howdy, need a ride?

    Funny Cowboy Pick Up Lines

    1. You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
    2. No need to be alarmed ma’am. That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
    3. Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
    4. Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.
    5. Cowboy up!
    6. You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
    7. I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
    8. Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?
    9. You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.
    10. You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.
    11. Got any Texan in you? Want some?
    12. You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
    13. You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
    14. Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
    15. Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have sex.
    16. Country girl gets work done and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty.
    17. That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’

    Western Pick Up Lines

    • The difference between me and Django….This D ain’t silent. (Django Unchained)
    • Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
    • I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?
    • You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle…
    • What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
    • I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.
    • No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
    • City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.
    • Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
    • If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
    • How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
    • Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?
    • Oh, baby, that’s not a pistol. I’m damn happy to see you.
    • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    • I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
    • I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?
    • You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising cock.
    • Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.