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Computer Science Pick Up Lines (Coding, Programmer, Java Python)

    Computer Science Pick Up Lines

    Coding Pick Up Lines

    • Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.
    • If we were connected on LinkedIn, I’d endorse you all night long.
    • Well, now you’ve gone and killed my process.
    • Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.
    • Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
    • You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
    • Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
    • Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.
    • Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.
    • I think we should increase our bandwidth.
    • Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
    • Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
    • Let’s interface our hardware.
    • YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo
    • You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
    • My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.
    • I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
    • You totally spiked my traffic.
    • If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady
    • Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

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    Cs Pick Up Lines

    • What’s the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I’m not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
    • Have you been Googling me? I’ve got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I’ve been seeing your IP address in them.
    • Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
    • I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
    • Well, if that’s how you feel, I guess it’s time to upgrade.
    • You put the SPARC in my workstation.
    • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?
    • while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }
    • Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))
    • Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
    • My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….
    • You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
    • There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.
    • You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…
    • You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
    • Be the hard drive of my dreams.
    • Nice Set of Floppies!
    • There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.

    Programmer Pick Up Lines

    • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
    • Phone for you, I think it’s your motherboard.
    • No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
    • You have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
    • Isn’t your e-mail address
    • Our Love Routines link perfectly.
    • Do u like me? Text ‘1′ for ‘Yes,’ ‘2′ for ‘No.
    • You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
    • I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.
    • I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
    • You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.
    • My main method is ‘public love iLoveYou().’
    • You make my software turn into hardware!

    Computer Pick Up Lines

    • If you were an eBay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.
    • Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
    • Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.
    • If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!
    • Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.
    • Don’t worry, the first couple of times it’s always Abort, Retry, Fail.
    • You defragment my life
    • Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.
    • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
    • If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
    • You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.
    • Could I have your I.P.?
    • Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I’ve met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I’m still Facebook friends with jealous.
    • You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
    • [me != me]. [me += you].
    • Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.
    • No, that’s not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

    Java Pick Up Lines

    • You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.
    • Baby you know this junk isn’t’s firewire!
    • I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
    • I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
    • Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft
    • We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.
    • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
    • We can make beautiful .wav files together.
    • Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
    • Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
    • If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
    • I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
    • Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
    • Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!
    • Need me to unzip your files?

    Programming Pick Up Lines

    • I want all of our functions to be read/write.
    • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
    • How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
    • You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
    • What do you say we play a game of “Words With More Than Friends?”
    • Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
    • Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
    • Girl, you are an A++.
    • I’d switch to a Iphone for you.
    • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
    • I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.
    • Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.
    • I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
    • Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
    • You auto-complete me.
    • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
    • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
    • Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
    • I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
    • Public class Your World extends My World.
    • Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
    • You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.
    • My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
    • I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
    • Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101
    • No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
    • WebMD says your love is contagious.
    • I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
    • Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
    • Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.
    • You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

    C++ Pick Up Lines

    • Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
    • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
    • You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.
    • Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?
    • Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
    • My love for you comes with no strings attached.
    • No kinky Windows stuff.
    • You want to learn about computers huh, you’ve already passed the first lesson “Turning Me On”
    • If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.
    • If you were a USB Port I’d stick my jump drive into you.
    • How about we go home and you handle my exception?
    • Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
    • If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
    • Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.
    • Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
    • I am a Boolean method whose love will always return true.
    • My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.
    • Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
    • You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive
    • Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
    • Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
    • You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
    • Anonymity makes me even more handsome.
    • If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
    • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
    • Want to see my Red Hat?
    • Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality
    • Press any key to continue.
    • Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?
    • Your homepage or mine?

    Python Pick Up Lines

    • Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick
    • If I were an assembly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.
    • Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
    • My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.
    • If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
    • Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!
    • Trust me, I’m user friendly.
    • I didn’t mean to ogle you, but I’d sure like to Google you.
    • Baby, you overclock my processor.
    • You had me at “Hello World.”
    • I’ll always have cache for you.
    • I’ve fully rebooted from my last relationship.
    • I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
    • Need me to unzip your files?
    • You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.
    • You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.
    • I’d like to play on your laptop.
    • My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.
    • As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
    • No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
    • Are you an exception? Let me catch you.
    • I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
    • I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    • How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

    Cs Pickup Lines

    1. I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.
    2. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
    3. No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.
    4. I’ll have to try again tomorrow, because you’ve already exceeded my bandwidth.
    5. You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
    6. I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.
    7. Oh, you found out about my backups, didn’t you?
    8. Oh little processer of my desire!
    9. My servers never go down… but I do!
    10. If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.
    11. I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?
    12. You’re hotter then the bottom of my laptop.
    13. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
    14. You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
    15. Why don’t you come down to my basement apartment in my mom’s house and see me sometime?
    16. Let me be the ‘throws Exception’ to your ‘public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.
    17. Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
    18. Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.
    19. I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.
    21. I’d switch to emacs for you.
    22. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
    23. You have nice syntax.
    24. I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.
    25. Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.
    26. I am the field attribute in your class: I can’t exist unless you do.