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    Christmas Pick Up Lines

    Christmas Pick Up Lines

    • You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list
    • I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
    • Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
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    • I can get you off the Naughty List.
    • I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
    • I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
    • I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
    • Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
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    • Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.

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    Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines

    • Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
    • I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty” list!
    • Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
    • Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
    • My bedroom is the warmest place for 00 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
    • Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
    • Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
    • If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
    • I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
    • Is your name “Kwanzaa”? Because I’d love to do you for a whole week.

    Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines

    1. Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
    2. Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
    3. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
    4. I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
    5. I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
    6. Screw the nice list; I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
    7. Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
    8. I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
    9. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
    10. I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m pretty into mistle-toe.
    11. I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
    12. Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
    13. Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
    14. Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
    15. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.

    Cute Christmas Pick Up Lines

    • If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
    • That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
    • My best toys run on batteries.
    • If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
    • Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
    • I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
    • Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
    • If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
    • Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
    • You are what I want for Christmas.
    • Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
    • You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?
    • How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
    • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
    • Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
    • Some of my best toys run on batteries…
    • Want to climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?
    • What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
    • Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
    • I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
    • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
    • Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
    • Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
    • Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
    • Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty.
    • How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?
    • If I were a snowman, I’d melt standing next to you cause you’re just too hot for me to handle
    • Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty” list!
    • Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
    • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
    • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
    • I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
    • You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
    • Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
    • What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
    • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
    • Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be stuffing tonight..
    • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
    • How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?
    • Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
    • You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
    • I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.

    Christmas Pick Up Lines Clean

    • Can I be the milk to your cookies?
    • Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
    • Ever do it in a sleigh?
    • Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree
    • I see you when you’re sleeping & you don’t wear any underwear…
    • Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
    • Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
    • That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
    • I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
    • So, what will it be – naughty or nice?
    • Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
    • If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
    • I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
    • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
    • If you jingle my bells I’ll promise you a white Christmas.
    • Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
    • What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
    • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
    • Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
    • I take romance to a new level – I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.
    • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
    • Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
    • Wanna Scrooge?
    • I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
    • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
    • Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
    • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
    • My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays – nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
    • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
    • Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
    • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
    • You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.
    • I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.
    • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
    • Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.

    Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines

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    • Let’s get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.
    • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year round.
    • Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
    • That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
    • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
    • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
    • I might be a Grinch, but that just means I’ve got something that’ll grow three sizes.
    • Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
    • Because it looks like you could use something horny.
    • Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
    • The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
    • The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
    • I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.
    • Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
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    • I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk!
    • Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
    • I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
    • I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
    • I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
    • Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
    • I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
    • What do you say we make this a “not-so-silent” night?
    • If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
    • Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.
    • I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
    • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.
    • Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 00 percent off.
    • How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
    • Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
    • I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
    • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
    • Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
    • Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
    • Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
    • Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
    • Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
    • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
    • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
    • I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.
    • Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
    • The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
    • Wanna Scrooge?
    • I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man – I can go all night long.
    • Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
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    • Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?
    • If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can i visit you between the holidays?
    • Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
    • Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
    • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
    • Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
    • Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.