Christmas Pick Up Lines
- You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list
- I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
- Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
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- I can get you off the Naughty List.
- I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
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- Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.
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Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines
- Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
- I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty” list!
- Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
- Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
- My bedroom is the warmest place for 00 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
- If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
- I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
- Is your name “Kwanzaa”? Because I’d love to do you for a whole week.
Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines
- Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
- I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- I’ve got something special in the sack for you!
- Screw the nice list; I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
- I’m like a Christmas present – you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
- How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
- I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m pretty into mistle-toe.
- I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
- Interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)
- Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
Cute Christmas Pick Up Lines
- If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
- My best toys run on batteries.
- If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
- Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
- If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
- Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
- You are what I want for Christmas.
- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
- You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?
- How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
- Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- Some of my best toys run on batteries…
- Want to climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?
- What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
- Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?
- Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
- Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty.
- How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?
- If I were a snowman, I’d melt standing next to you cause you’re just too hot for me to handle
- Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty” list!
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
- Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
- You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
- Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
- What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be stuffing tonight..
- Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
- How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?
- Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
- You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
- I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
Christmas Pick Up Lines Clean
- Can I be the milk to your cookies?
- Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
- Ever do it in a sleigh?
- Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree
- I see you when you’re sleeping & you don’t wear any underwear…
- Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow – I promise I’m not a flake-y person.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
- So, what will it be – naughty or nice?
- Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
- If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
- If you jingle my bells I’ll promise you a white Christmas.
- Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
- What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
- You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
- Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
- I take romance to a new level – I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.
- He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
- Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
- Wanna Scrooge?
- I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
- My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays – nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
- Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.
- I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
- Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines
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- Let’s get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year round.
- Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
- I might be a Grinch, but that just means I’ve got something that’ll grow three sizes.
- Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
- Because it looks like you could use something horny.
- Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
- The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
- The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
- I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.
- Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
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- I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk!
- Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
- I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
- I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
- I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- What do you say we make this a “not-so-silent” night?
- If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
- Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.
- I’d definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way.
- Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 00 percent off.
- How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
- Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
- I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
- Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
- Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
- Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
- I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.
- Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
- The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
- Wanna Scrooge?
- I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man – I can go all night long.
- Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
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- Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?
- If your legs are Christmas and New Years, can i visit you between the holidays?
- Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
- Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
- Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head, it’s all you.
- Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.