The guy or girl you like are interested in baseball, and you don’t know how to start a conversation with them. Don’t worry, here is the collection of best baseball related pick up lines.
Try to apply them in you conversation and make it natural. You will be in awesome conversation with you love interest.
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Baseball Pick Up Lines
|Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”|
|Did you know you had more members on your fan club than you would imagine?|
|Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.|
|Hey, I think I am falling in glove with you. Would you catch me?|
|They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away|
|Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter’s last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you’d like!|
|If you were an outfielder, would you catch me? Always?|
|I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.|
Dirty Baseball Jokes
- You look like an angel, do you happen to be in the outfield.
- Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
- Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does
- Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can’t use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
- They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
- I have been warming up this bench for you.
- Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
- Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
- You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby
- You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now
- Would you sign me up for your fan club?
- The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
- You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
Pick Up Lines for Baseball Players
- Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film
- What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
- Give me your number so I can make the call.
- Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
- Why do you look so familiar? Oh yes, the third base coach. C’mon wave me home.
- Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your
- My dugout, or yours?
- Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
- Can I show you my spitball?
- Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
- Would you like to know what else I can lay down for you? A sacrifice.
- Hey, I think you are quite the catch.
- We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
- Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
- I am taking a chance; a joke? The Blue Jays. Somethng serious? My feelings for you.
- Ah. I feel faint, did you just hit me? With a pitch?
- I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
- Would you permit me to pinch hit on you?
- Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.
- If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun
Cheesy Baseball Pick Up Lines
- I’d got to bat for you, babe.
- I am about to calculate some pif at home, would you like to join?
- They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter
- If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
- Hello. Do you play baseball? I cannot even pronounce it.
- If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
- What’s the “win probability” of me taking you home tonight, baby?
- So, I am off base and my lead off is not any great. Would you let me take you on a date? That I could make great.
- Hey, why do I have this strong feeling that I am about to fall in glove with you.
- Whatcha got?
- Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you…
- So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
- You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
- They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
- Would you like to bat for me?
- Personally, I am not interested but the umpire in me wants your number so he can make the call.
- Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.
Baseball Pick Up Lines To Use on Guys
- My split finger will have your knees buckling
- I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
- I think I will slamming something out of the park tonight.
- Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
- My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
- Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever
- Do you know your way around the bases?
- I am falling for you. And I hope you have good catches, I do not want to reach the ground.
- Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
- If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option
- Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).
- Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
- Would you like me to show you my spitball?
- You better get on deck circle because you are up next.
- Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
- Ever seen a diamond? If you date me, you will see one.
- Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day
- You are warming me up. Do we, by chance, happen to be in the bullpen?
- You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield
- Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
- They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
- I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.
- Just so you know, you would not have to worry about broken bats with me.
- Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
- As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
- You look like a third base coach who is going to wave me home.
- Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
- I wield a big stick.
- You look like a reliever, I’d like to sign you up for a lifelong contract with a vesting option.
- I think I glove you.
- Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
- Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
- After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
- I’m falling in glove with you.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
Funny Baseball Pick Up Lines
- You better have a good catch, my trip for you is getting real.
- Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
- If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
- Hey, you are up next. I hope you are on deck circle.
- Do you have a club? Or would you like to lead your fan club?
- Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
- Can I pinch hit on you?
- I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
- I know you might get this a lot, but I could go bat for you.
- So, is it my dugout or yours?
- The only thing tender today is my heart for you
- So, you must be baseball, because I am hitting.
- All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood
- I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
- Do I look anything like a fielder’s choice?
- Do you think you could tame my diamond back?
- How good is your catch? Because I am falling for you.
- You’re a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
- You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
- You’re quite the catch, baby.
- Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
- I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender
- Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
- You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
- Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
- You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
- Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
- Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
- Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too