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Anime Pick Up Lines for Funny Flirty Anime Boy and Girl

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    These are some of the best Anime Pick Up Lines that you can use to impress you boyfriend/girlfriend. When you can not find the words to break the ice. These lines will help you get a best girl.

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    Anime Pick Up Lines

    Are you a volleyball because I’d hit your hard from different positions

    I’ll spike you good tonight, valentine

    Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken? (Naruto)

    I give better tongue than Deidera. But you’ll have to see for yourself. (Naruto)

    Is that obelisk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Yugioh)

    Are you the Kyo to my Ani? (topkek m7)

    Hey baby! I m like rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get. (Naruto)

    Hey darling, I must be in Infinite Tsukuyomi, cause you’re like a dream come true

    Even if all the pretty boys from Free!! were real, I’d still choose you

    Infinite Tsukuyomi must have activated because you are everything I’ve dreamed of. (Naruto)

    Deidara: I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know (Naruto)

    Baby I will show you all paths!

    Kakashi: I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain. (Naruto)

    Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you. (Naruto)

    Hey girl want to do 25 episodes of blushing at each other and then looking away? (Kimi ni Todoke)

    Would you be my other girlfriend?

    I’m damn good. Believe it! (Masashi Kishimoto)

    I don’t mind fangirls. (Yugioh)

    I’ve got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot? (Naruto)

    I’ll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.

    I’d find all seven dragonballs for you baby, and then some

    Are you math? Cause I’ll make you forget your X and I’ll be the reason Y

    Do you have a pen? So I can write your virginity in my death note

    Be the tsun to my dere

    A flamboyant girl, exactly what I’m looking for!

    Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you. (Akatsuki)

    Are you Emilia? Because I love you

    Is your name Levi? Because I love you GAJEEL-ION times more than Jet and Droy

    Are you a loli? Because you’re worth going to jail for

    I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

    I might be the greatest detective alive, yet I still can’t figure out why are you so goddamn cute!

    Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

    Ever notice how “End of Evangelion” and “Let’s Get It On” rhyme?

    Would you be my useful goddess?

    My extensive Master Grade Gunplay collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

    Are you nina because I bet you like it doggy style

    If you were one of the quintuplets, Futaro would have had a pretty easy choice

    Have you seen Kaicho wa Maid-sama? I want that

    Jeagar on the streets, Titan in the bed

    Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

    Gurl I would bang you like the end of Cowboy Bebop.

    Even if it means risking my existence, I’ll cross different world lines just to find you

    I like Fruits Basket

    Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

    Roses are red, Light is dead, will you be the butter to my bread?

    Are you Nezuko? Because I want to be in your box

    I’ll love you longer than all the One Piece episodes

    Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

    Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

    Pork cutlet bowl isn’t the only thing I’ll be eating tonight

    Tobi is good in bed. I can ‘Go At It’ for 72 hours straight without stopping. (Akatsuki)

    Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy. (Naruto)

    Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

    Are you a trap card? Because I’ve fallen for you. (Yugioh)

    That’s not a kunai in my pocket, y’know. (Naruto)

    My heart jumps and floats when I see you

    You are pretty good at blowingbubbles too

    I think I need a paralyze heal, cause you’re stunning

    I’ve been looking for you like Gon’s been lookin for his Dad

    You’re kawaii as hell.

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    Anime Girl Flirty

    You’re like the D Maneuver gear I won’t stand a chance in this world without you

    Want to join my harem? I’ll let you be the canon girl.

    You’re hotter than the fire that killed my parents

    You’re hotter than the Amaterasu

    Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

    Are you Karasuno’s Captain? Because you’re my number one

    Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you

    You seem a bit stiff, but I still got wood. (Yamato)

    Are you Killua? Because I think you stole my heart

    Girl is your booty a volleyball because I want to hit it minus tempo

    You’re so beautiful I can’t stop stealing a Pikachu!

    If we lived in the world of MHA I’d invent a new smash for you

    So, do you want to get married in the first episode?

    For you best interest and safety, I’ll need you to effective IMMEDIATELY hold my hand

    Your clothes are dirty, take them off

    I can’t believe my little sister isn’t as cute as you.

    We could ride my motorcycle together and beat up some thugs if you want to

    Don’t need to be a phantom thief to steal your heart

    Can you be my lover? I’ll give you a cola

    Is that a Pokeball in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

    Front Crowd isn’t my strongest style, but I’ve been told I’m a master at breaststroke… (Rin Matsuoka)

    You can ride with me anytime baby and i’m not talking about motorcycles. (Yugioh)

    Im not Hashirama, but dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style. (Naruto)

    Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

    Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?

    Something is rising and it isn’t the shield Hero

    Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro. (Yugioh)

    Baby they call me Diedara because I’m going to explode all over your face (Naruto)

    Let’s Bang

    Our love won’t die before Berserk concludes

    Show me your Bankai, big boy. (Tite Kubo)

    I want to put you in face-down position. (Yugioh)

    They say Uzumaki have the strongest bodies. Believe it. (Naruto)

    I would invent the wheel if that’s what it takes to be with you

    I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata. (Naruto)

    Zabuza: I’m one of the seven swo

    Hey sweetie, they call me “White Lightning.” Care to find out why? (Yugioh)

    Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

    Is your name Cana? Um, Cana call you mine?

    Our love is over Know what I am Saiyan?

    You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

    Ever been shukaku’d? (Gaara)

    NeoTokyo must be in trouble, because I’m looking at an angel right. (Shinji Ikari)

    I don’t need souls All I need is yours

    Do you have the Byakugaan, cuz it feels like you can see right through my Heart

    Damn Girl, Are you Kira Yoshikage? Cause you blow me away

    Zoro has the three sword style But I’m really good with my one sword

    How about something light, like % friend and % girlfriend?

    Do you have any Uzumaki in you? Would you like some? (Naruto)

    Akeno might be the best girl in HighSchool DxD but you’re the best girl in real life

    Are you from dragon ball, because I wanna blow my Picciload in you

    Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

    Baby, come with me and you’ll be Going Merry

    Are you a trap card? Cuz I think I’ve fallen for you

    Are you Kanie Seiya, because you’re a ten.

    Jutsu’s ain’t the only thing these hands are good for. (Naruto Uzumaki)

    Would you mind if i thirst my dark magician’s staff deep down inside your dark hole? (Yugioh)

    If I’m one-for-all, will you be my All-for-One Tonight?

    Funny Anime Lines

    Is your name Erza? Cause my cheeks go Scarlet when I think of you

    Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason. (Naruto)

    Hey girl You Bulma mind

    Hey! Are you the railgun? Cuz I can feel a spark

    Naruto: I’ve got nine tails, can you handle them all at once? (Naruto)

    Why don’t you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

    The pool isn’t the only thing that’s wet

    Extra cursed student or not, I won’t even think of ignoring you

    I put the three in threesome…Un, Yeah, Baby! (Akatsuki)

    Kagami is red, Kuroko is blue, if like basketball, then let me score on you

    Are you Rin from Naruto Because I wanna break your Heart

    Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?

    Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I’m having a heart attack

    Gambling is cool too, but I want to lose myself in you more

    Roses are red, Foxes are clever. I like your butt, Let me touch it forever. (Yugioh)

    I shall beat you to within an inch of your life…and then i am going to have you. (Akatsuki)

    I wish I was a demon because I really want you to slay me tonight

    Even if you were Rem, I’d never forget you

    I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan

    Let’s go to Satisfaction Town (Yugioh)

    Baby, you can call me Luffy, because I’ll bend anyway you want me too

    Hey girl, I can def be your avatar the last backbender

    I equip Viagra to my Kuriballs! (Yugioh)

    Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

    Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)

    Sixteen point five… inches that is… (Kirigaya Kazuto)

    Baby ill show you ALL 6 paths! (Naruto)

    Equivalent exchange! I will give you half of my life, so give me half of yours!

    I will make you a sandwich, b-baka

    Are you a death note Cuz you make my heart stop

    This drill ain’t the only thing that will be piercing the heavens. (Kamina)

    Flirty Anime Boy

    You’re so sexy and that’s a deadly sin!

    I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

    Do they make you in hug pillow?

    Hashirama: I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like. (Naruto)

    I’d perform a human transmutation to see you one last time

    Have you seen Steins;Gate? I could call you Christina once in a while

    Let’s have a future diary A diary of the future of you and me

    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmass

    You, dressing up as a bunny girl would become my greatest motivation!

    All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

    Hi I’m Klein!

    Are you a Wing Spiker? Cause you make my pulse spike too!

    Beauty is art Art is a bang Hey beautiful, would you like to bang

    Darling, ohayo!

    heaven must be missing an angel, because I want to run away and cry for thirty minutes. (Shinji)

    You’re the only dirty thing I like

    Are you Chisaki? Because I wanna Detroit smash you

    Everybody calls me shark but you can call me tonight. (Yugioh)

    Wall maria ain’t the only thing getting wrecked tonight. (Colossal Titan)

    I’d trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher’s stone. (Edward Elric)

    Kisame: My Samehada has never been this excited. (Naruto)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, omae wa mo shindeiru

    Do you want to start your teen rom-com life? I can be the pessimistic loner

    My Tongue can help with many things

    I don’t need to use byakugan to see into your heart. (Naruto)

    I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon. (Yugioh)

    My feelings for you hit me like a volleyball to the face

    Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to give me your number

    They call me a terrorist, because I got this weapon of ass destruction. (Nine Twelve)

    Damn girl, I’m wanna give you that shinra tensei. (Naruto)

    Show me your Bankai, big boy

    I’m trash Care to take me out?

    After all this is over, I’m going to have 99 virgins, but you won’t be one. (Nine Twelve)

    Let’s go on a DATE!

    Flirty Anime Girl

    Call me Simon because I”m going to gigga Drill break your ass (SAVAGE)

    I like you almost as much as I like muscles

    Hey, I’m not Zenitsu, but being with you is one thing I want to hone to perfection

    How’d you like to see my kunai? (Naruto)

    I’m good at receiving, (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

    You’re softer than a dakimakura boo

    Are you a camera? Because I’ smash you anytime

    I don’t need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are

    You activated my heart! (Yugioh)

    Baby I’ll take the hunter exam if it’s for you

    I’ve two of what most men…have only one of. (Akatsuki)

    There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

    Do you believe in fate? How about you stay the night?

    I never go back on my word… “I wanna date you”

    I’ll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes. (Naruto)